Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

[caption id="attachment_1979" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Victoria Secret Levine"][/caption]If you're a fatty and you know it, clap your hands
I just watched an hour-long commercial for overpriced lingerie, a.k.a. The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, a.k.a. Put That Down, You Fat Fool, It’s Full of Dangerous Nutrients.

You think the models looked too skinny? Well you must be a real jealous bitch! They were BORN THIS WAY, baby. The runway finale song said so! There’s no need to worry about these starving women. I swear, if you stare long enough at the protruding bones of the Angels, you can have some REALLY deep thoughts. I’ll share some of mine below.

VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW PONDERINGS INSPIRED BY THE BONES OF THE

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